transpigeon:

muzzlesbian:

no!! penetrative sex will kill the patient. she needs 3 hrs fully clothed grinding and making out to live

rabbithaver:

yffresbeard:

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

dyke-chotomy:

transmasc lesbian discourse is SO tired, im gonna start microdosing testosterone out of spite

swamp-spirit:

My dog’s really a study in Buddhism. He can see my muffin wrapper and he’s miserable. Crying. He needs to eat my muffin wrapper so bad.

I get up and throw it away. He forgets about it immediately and happily goes to sleep.

You are not sad because you do not have a muffin wrapper, my beautiful boy, you are sad because you want the muffin wrapper.

redacted-metallum:

devilswalkingstick:

redacted-metallum:

devilswalkingstick:

redacted-metallum:

I wanna pet a hyena so bad but that would not end well for anyone.

u can trust me pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls

Woaw… kittydogy hi patting uour head :)

GOT U ARHRHRHEHEHEGRHEHEHGRH

ARRRGGHHH MY BONES

serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty:

wizard-of-interesting-failure:

persianmom:

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

katzenklavierr:

tgirl-thucydides:

Trans Texas flag for all your Trans Texas needs

uiruu:

kittenisajerk:

venusish:

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

At least the army doesn’t take the money creators could have made. And is also not stealing anyone’s content. ^^

they kill people